The House That Vanished is a bit of a shameless retitling of 1973's Scream... and Die! to tie it in with The Last House On the Left and its ilk. But it's actually a better and more fitting title once you've seen the movie. It's a Spanish/ English co-production that's not quite as sleazy and exploitative as other notorious House films like House On the Edge Of the Park (also included in the Retro Drive-In series). It is a little trashy, certainly, but it's more of a suspenseful mystery with a few eccentricities to keep it fresh. The story follows a young fashion model named Valerie who lets her criminal boyfriend take her on a little burglary job. But as they're snooping around, the home owner returns unexpectedly with a prostitute, who they witness get murdered. Valerie is pursued by the killer and escapes, leaving her boyfriend behind, and now she seems to have a cloaked, black gloved stalker following her around. She can't go to the cops because she was involved in a crime, so she must solve the mystery on her own, before she becomes the next victim.
House isn't a bad little flick. It's more of a thriller than an actual horror film, I suppose, with a lot of colorful red herring characters that will genuinely have you guessing as to the true killer's identity. It's respectably acted and cooks up some nice atmosphere despite having almost no soundtrack. There are technically a few, probably library-sourced, notes playing over a handful of the most electric scenes, but what you'll really take away from this movie is the sound of our heroine's high-heeled boots clomping around on wooden floors. Ninety percent of this movie's audio is, "clunk, clunk, clunk!" You'll still be hearing it in your dreams months later.
Anyway, House earns its R rating more from sex scenes than gore, but even that's almost restrained enough for mainstream audiences. It's too British to go full trash, and the filmmakers were clearly interested in constructing an effective suspense film more than just throwing cheap thrills at you. Still, there's incest, rape, murder, jump scares with pigeons and nude scenes with monkeys; we're not talking about an episode of Murder She Wrote here. And, of course, how sleazy the film is depends on just how uncut the version you're watching is. That's really the big issue surrounding Dark Force's release - it's heavily cut.
Dark Force posted an... interesting statement when fans starting reporting that this edition was missing a lot of footage: "This is the us theatrical r-rated version that played the drive-ins. It is not the British version which is about 9 minutes longer containing a strangulation scene and love making scene that was cut from the us version-this version does contain nudity, violence and gore. It is more accurate for the retro drive-in series due to it actually being the version that played along side last house on the left and don't look in the basement." I've seen a lot of back and forth on forums and Facebook as to whether this shorter cut actually did play in some drive-in or not, which I'm not going to get into, because it seems like a pretty arbitrary distinction. This film is missing some key scenes. Yes, whole scenes, not just trimming a few bloody frames.
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And the audio's also what you'd expect: mono lifted right from the print, with hiss and pops to match the visual damage. But it doesn't have any serious issues like Trapped. And the "clunk, clunk!" foley makes me question how great the sound mix ever was for this movie. Just look at those screenshots, and what you imagine in your head should be about what this disc sounds like.
For extras, we don't get anything pertaining to the films themselves (a rule for all these Drive-In Double Features going forward, apparently), but we're given the option to watch both films in "Drive-In Mode." What this does is play both films, with about 15 minutes of stuff in between. It's mostly a 10 minute reel of classic drive-in intermission commercials and animations, shown full-screen and sourced from old video tape. It's fun, and they also throw in a few pertinent trailers. They're no substitute for "real" extras, but they're amusing and better than nothing. They get you into the spirit of things if you have the patience to watch both films in a row.
So, what's the story with this disc? Well, after all the complaints about it being cut, Dark Force officially "discontinued" the title. That's in heavy quotes, because they continued to sell it for a limited time (like a last chance to get a rare collector's item kind of pitch), then sold it as part of a "Jose Larraz Tribute Package," where they bundled it up with the Code Red blu of Black Candles. And they're still selling it through Screen Archives. So, considering it was already their top selling title, I imagine they plan to clear out all 1000 copies. I mean, it doesn't look like he's stepping on those copies in the photos hard enough to do any damage. In other words, it's discontinued, but as easy to get as ever.
But is it worth getting? Well, it's heavily cut and that's a serious disappointment no matter how you spin it. On the other hand, this is by far the best the film has ever looked. I guess you'll have to decide for yourself, would you rather watch an ugly VHS-sourced, but uncut DVD, or an HD blu-ray of a beat up and cut up old print? Both glasses are half empty. Also, there's the question of whether this film's even worth it. Like I said, it's an affable little mystery with some dashes of exploitation to it, but it's not exactly a horror masterpiece. Instead of choosing between heavy compromises, it's probably better to just focus on other titles for now. The hope is that another release will follow, whether Dark Force takes another stab at it, or another label gets a hold of The House. Promising rumors are circulating; but who knows? Maybe just preorder the next couple Vestron titles and see what the situation is with this film in a couple years.
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ReplyDeleteim guessing the version shown on youtube a few years back was the VHS version
ReplyDeleteI almost swallowed my gum when the auntie seduced her nephew! Not the kind of shock I was prepared for. :-)
ReplyDelete"...and it's great to at least finally see the film in widescreen"
ReplyDeleteYes, if you like 4:3 aspect ratio butchered for BluRay. And not restoring deleted scenes is unforgivable - it does NOT makes sense, as this unremastered film on crappy DFE is not going to sell in droves. So you go for the cult market, which does not want deleted scenes.
DFE, Mill Creek and the like, do more harm than good.
I've had this on VHS for years. It's a nice little gothic mystery, but I am disappointed that it hasn't been upgraded to an UNCUT digital version. I think it deserves it.
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